Friday, August 8, 2014

Relationship Joke

A famous inspirational speaker said:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
The audience was in shock and silence...
He added: "she was my mother"
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this joke at
home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in
the kitchen:
"Best years of my life were spent in the arms
of a woman, who wasn't my wife"
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the
second line of that speaker's statement
By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from the burns of hot water!
Moral: Don't copy if you can't paste!